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'I think HE is messing with us.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

Omara Portuondo

World Tour.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

The Selfie

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Introducing Piza Island.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Then what happened?"

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Elvis Presley

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Gone Fishing

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

Hoxton map.

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

TV stage door

Mark Twain

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

'Tell me more about this globalisation.'

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"