Edgy Style Lover T-Shirts

There is no clear line in the salon world.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

The Return Of The Minipants

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Bald Man Overcomb

Utility Chic.

Trendies, INC

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

Georgian head-dress

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

It bag and no knickers!

"If they fit, we can return them."

'Let's go around the room, and talk about the edgy, creative things we've done so far today.'

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"I forgot how to tie mine, too."

"I had a dress once."

"It's a midriff warmer."

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you."

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

"Would you care to step out of the shop and see how it looks in the fog, Mr. Holmes?"

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'