Urologist Gifts

Urology Department (door leaking pee)

PSA Banter.

'Who gets the penile implant, him or me?'

Scottish Urology

'Urology...can you hold?'

Doctor to man: 'Your kidney stone test came back. You didn't pass.'

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

'You just keep going and going?'

"I'm having trouble streaming."

'Reminds me, my urologist said there's something wrong with my plumbing.'

'Urology Department. Can you hold?'

'If I get out of this alive, I'm going to get the both of us some therapy.'

Dept. of Proctology - "Oh, yes I remember now..."

'You should either drink less, or expand your territory.'

Checking for signs of life.

"I'm afraid I can't arrange an emergency vasectomy just because you think you've got a hot date on Saturday."

Medical floor directory follows body parts.

'Conference on premature ejaculation'

"Are you able to hold? And no, it's not a medical question."

'Try not to hit my urologist.'

Vasectomy Clinic Waiting Room

UFOlogist vs. UROlogist.

'Semen specimen! The doctor wants a urine sample.'

"The kidney stone we removed was so big we have to classify it as a kidney boulder."

"I try to 'go with the flow' doc, but my prostate is an unwilling participant!"

"You need to get your cholesterol where your sperm count is."

Doctor checking a man's testicle to find out about fertility problems.

"You have a kidney stone."

"Are you sure you're doing this prostate exam correctly?"

We Urologists have our own Peter Principle: Your condition rises to its level of incontinence.

'Full day, Frank! First to the Radiology Department, then the Urology Department, then down to the Witchcraft Department...'

'When did you first notice that lump in your underpants ?'

Sir Archiblad McLeish - Urologists (Dog urinating on his statue)

"I do hope you've got enough for a sample, Mr Furse."