Urologist Gifts

Urology Department (door leaking pee)

PSA Banter.

'Who gets the penile implant, him or me?'

"Please turn your head and cough."

Scottish Urology

'Urology...can you hold?'

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

Doctor to man: 'Your kidney stone test came back. You didn't pass.'

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

Urology - Dr Nutcracker.

'You just keep going and going?'

"Just because this is a urology course doesn't mean I can pass a stone."

"I'm having trouble streaming."

'Urology Department. Can you hold?'

'Reminds me, my urologist said there's something wrong with my plumbing.'

'If I get out of this alive, I'm going to get the both of us some therapy.'

Checking for signs of life.

Medical floor directory follows body parts.

"The cape comes off too."

'He has an undescended testicle.'

"Are you able to hold? And no, it's not a medical question."

'Conference on premature ejaculation'

Closed for cleaning.

Dept. of Proctology - "Oh, yes I remember now..."

"I'm afraid I can't arrange an emergency vasectomy just because you think you've got a hot date on Saturday."

'You should either drink less, or expand your territory.'

'Try not to hit my urologist.'

'You've got gall stones, kidney stones and bladder stones. Welcome to the stone age.'

Vasectomy Clinic Waiting Room

Elephant walking out of urologist office carrying 2 peanuts in jar.

"I try to 'go with the flow' doc, but my prostate is an unwilling participant!"

'Semen specimen! The doctor wants a urine sample.'

UFOlogist vs. UROlogist.

"The kidney stone we removed was so big we have to classify it as a kidney boulder."

'When did you first notice that lump in your underpants ?'