Ufologists Gifts

The Truth is In Here

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

PSA Banter.

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

dog vs UFO...

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

How am I abducting?

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

I'm trying to read your test results from urology, but their server can only stream them a little bit at a time.

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"They look like pickles."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Prostate: 51st State

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

Elevator Music