Ufologists Gifts

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

PSA Banter.

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

dog vs UFO...

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

How am I abducting?

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"They look like pickles."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

Elevator Music

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"