Ophiologist Gifts

Ophiologist

The Jeopardy of Progress

City Zoo: Day Care

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Copycats

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Police Feline Unit

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Hmph. College kids.'

Wildlife

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Why do they do that?"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"Cat box"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'Ahhh...'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'The circle is complete!'

Swan Fairy Tales

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Billy. The Kid.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Fly Football

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"