Ufology Geek Gifts

Welcome to Probing, Wisconsin, where a flying saucer awaits.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Einsteiners.'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

The High Line at Giza

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Macbeth: Take Two

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

Mount Rushmore Down Under

"I've been genetically modified!"

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

How Glaciations Begin

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

Stratigraphy

The Thinker. The Listener

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

Protoplasm

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.