Nephology Pillows

"You look like a face, she looks like a heart... How come I always have to look like rain?"

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

British savings accounts

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

2021

In basket-case.

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Profit

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'