Hydrology Pillows

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

Grand Ethiopian Renaissance Dam

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Pipe Dream.

Spa

A Hole in the Dike

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'More bubbles!'

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

The Last Leaf

Neptune

"Harold, you've changed."

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

A Manicure

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"It's trickle down."

The Cat Spa

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

In the future, wars will be fought over water.