Hydrology T-Shirts

Hoover Dam. And these controls open the dam's sluice gates. Draining wheels.

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

Grand Ethiopian Renaissance Dam

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Pipe Dream.

Spa

A Hole in the Dike

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'More bubbles!'

Hot Pie Therapy

Neptune

The Last Leaf

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Harold, you've changed."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

A Manicure

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"It's trickle down."

The Cat Spa

The Hockey World

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'Mom's Spa'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."