Neighborhood Socialites Gifts

'I told you that cats were independent and did whatever they wanted to.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

Come on, honey. The neighborhood potlucks are fun. Fun?! Everyone brings something simple. Totally stress-free. Ha! Last year you made lemon-stuffed slow roasted sea bass with guacamole cilantro chutney. I won't do that again! Guacamole is over. Avocado grapefruit coulis will work.

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

Lobster a la Riseholme!

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

Interrupted Shower.

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

'My mom wants to know if she can borrow a cup of high-fructose corn syrup.'

Snow Plowing

Cycle Lane

Neighborhood hygiene

'I don't care if the pot roast was a little dry, you had no business condemning poor Gloria to hell!'

Sketchy Neighborhood

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

'Don't look right now Carla, but there's a REALLY cute guy in the corner giving you the eye.' A man offering his own eye to a woman.

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

'Oh great. The neighbors are worming their way into another BBQ.'

"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."

'And this is Mario Batali. Of course, he's not the Mario Batali.'

"What do you think our husbands talk about when they're down the pub?"

'Can Spot come out and play?'

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."