Neighborhood Socialites Pillows

'I told you that cats were independent and did whatever they wanted to.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

Lobster a la Riseholme!

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

Interrupted Shower.

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

'My mom wants to know if she can borrow a cup of high-fructose corn syrup.'

Sketchy Neighborhood

Neighborhood hygiene

'I don't care if the pot roast was a little dry, you had no business condemning poor Gloria to hell!'

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

'Don't look right now Carla, but there's a REALLY cute guy in the corner giving you the eye.' A man offering his own eye to a woman.

Cycle Lane

'Oh great. The neighbors are worming their way into another BBQ.'

"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."

'And this is Mario Batali. Of course, he's not the Mario Batali.'

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

"Yes, Frank's a slob, Mary...but I doubt that's why aliens haven't used your landing pad!"

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."

'Can Spot come out and play?'