'I was close to winning the pools this Saturday. The bloke next door won.'
Neighborhood Punter Gifts
Looking for a creative way to appreciate or surprise a neighbor? Our neighborhood punter-themed gifts are packed with playful puns and clever designs that celebrate community spirit and good humor. Ideal for housewarmings, thanks, or just because! Whether on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, or prints, these items add a whimsical touch to any neighborhood interaction. Show your neighbor you care with a gift that’s as witty as it is thoughtful.
-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!
"I never accomplish the impossible, if I did it would become an expectation."
'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'
'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'
'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'
Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.
Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."
"Seats in all parts!"
'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'
Saloon Selectives
"We can patch 'em, but you'd have to settle for half-decent intentions."
Dolphin at bar - 'I'm in disguise'
'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'
Suspicious Person Ban.
"Must dash - I'm appearing in a 'restaurant soup' cartoon this afternoon..."
'It's the fellow in 9B.'
-You seem certain he'll win the second race! -Yes, because he's in the FIRST race!
'I bet I can tell you the score before the game starts. Nil-nil.'
'Look, I don't know what repulsive smelly thing I just ate, but I know what I like.'
"Do you think there might be a bitcoin in it?"
Neighbourhood watch with mother
'There goes the neighborhood.'
Clancy:Survey Question
"Ladies and gentlemen, there is an uptown train a hundred and two stations away."
"Don't rush me! I finally found someone who knows about our new neighbors!"
Collection Discounts
'Twenty quid will be great, I'll give you it back on Thursday when I get my Giro.'
Sign above fire extinguisher case says, 'In Case of Fire and Brimstone Break Glass'.
Gambler And Umpire
Donkey Fights
'I'm checking out our new neighbors! They look like the nosey type to me!'
The God's football
'Are you still having trouble with that nosey neighbour?'
Crime watch zone sign thief.
Neighborhood Punter Gifts Collection
Neighborhood Punter Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for more neighborhood punter designs. Perfect for brightening up mornings or giving as a fun gift!
Neighborhood Punter Pillows
Check out our pillows collection with neighborhood pun designs—cozy, witty, and a great way to add humor to any home.
Neighborhood Punter Prints
Browse our print selection for clever neighborhood pun art—perfect for decorating or gifting with a touch of wit.
Neighborhood Punter T-Shirts
Discover our t-shirt collection featuring neighborhood pun-based humor—ideal for casual wear or a playful gift for your neighbor.