Neighborhood Negotiators Gifts

'You might think it's your roof, but it's really my yard.'

'I hope our fence won't cause a conflict.'

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

Cat and Broom

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

"Now do you believe me that your snoring wakes up the whole neighborhood?"

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'John... is that a collar?'

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'This is Ed down the street. Your dog is doing his business on my lawn again.'

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

Interrupted Shower.

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

'Keep yapping: The neighbour is red in the face and ready to explode...'

Blower wars.

Snow Plowing

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

Neighborhood hygiene

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Cycle Lane

"Hey mister, your dogs have been chasing the neighborhood kids on bikes."

"Look lady, I told you before; anything over one-hundred pounds you gotta take to the dump yourself."

'My little boy made the sign!'

Picking overhanging fruit.

'We bought thinking we'd enjoy being only a stone's throw from the playground.'

"Today on ask Sadie, I'll be address oe single question...why do so many people who have no business raising kids, have kids..."

"My doctor advised me to give up the drums....he lives in the flat below me."

"Yes, of course you can borrow Gerald's lawnmower, but only if you take him too."

"Yes, Frank's a slob, Mary...but I doubt that's why aliens haven't used your landing pad!"

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."