Neighborhood Negotiators Pillows

'You might think it's your roof, but it's really my yard.'

'I hope our fence won't cause a conflict.'

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

Cat and Broom

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'John... is that a collar?'

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

Interrupted Shower.

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

'Keep yapping: The neighbour is red in the face and ready to explode...'

Blower wars.

Neighborhood hygiene

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Cycle Lane

Picking overhanging fruit.

"Rex, stop your barking, we're getting dirty looks from the neighbours! Yep, you've woken up the baby!"

'My little boy made the sign!'

"Yes, of course you can borrow Gerald's lawnmower, but only if you take him too."

"Today on ask Sadie, I'll be address oe single question...why do so many people who have no business raising kids, have kids..."

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."

"My doctor advised me to give up the drums....he lives in the flat below me."

"Yes, Frank's a slob, Mary...but I doubt that's why aliens haven't used your landing pad!"

'We bought thinking we'd enjoy being only a stone's throw from the playground.'

Noah the neighbor