Neighbor Negotiator Pillows

Cat and Broom

If his animals should stray - let him know by all means...but don't be vindictive.

'My Eric decided to install a kitchen skylight...The people in the upstairs flat are livid!'

"Just my luck! - It's that idiot from the cabin next door . . !!"

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'This is Ed down the street. Your dog is doing his business on my lawn again.'

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

This is Bad Feng Shui!

'Miaow??'

"This is the worst parade ever."

'Keep yapping: The neighbour is red in the face and ready to explode...'

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

'That's all I can say - I've already told you twice as much as I know!'

Blower wars.

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

Snow Plowing

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

"Look lady, I told you before; anything over one-hundred pounds you gotta take to the dump yourself."

'I flatly refuse to give him fringe benefits before dinner!'

"Yes, of course you can borrow Gerald's lawnmower, but only if you take him too."

'I'm baking. Can I borrow 2 eggs... some bacon and a couple slices of bread?'

"Enough of this. Just suck it up and borrow the neighbor’s laptop charger."

Picking overhanging fruit.

"My doctor advised me to give up the drums....he lives in the flat below me."

"Rex, stop your barking, we're getting dirty looks from the neighbours! Yep, you've woken up the baby!"

"Today on ask Sadie, I'll be address oe single question...why do so many people who have no business raising kids, have kids..."

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'