Neighborhood Negotiator Pillows

Passive smoking...

"Ok for us to park here, mate? Got a few weeks' job next door."

Cat and Broom

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"Pal, you're a guitar lesson flyer in a math tutor part of town."

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

'Keep yapping: The neighbour is red in the face and ready to explode...'

Town follows the snow plough.

THE SMITHS/THE JOHNSONS

"We're looking for a traditional suburban neighborhood with all the urban amenities."

Blower wars.

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

Cycle Lane

Neighborhood hygiene

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Mountain Bike tracks.

"Between the price of a comic book and having to pay the bully down the street not to beat me up, my allowance is spent the same day I get it!"

'The houses aren't historic, but they are still fighting the Civil War.'

New Jersey Crime Watch.

'We bought thinking we'd enjoy being only a stone's throw from the playground.'

'My little boy made the sign!'

"Today on ask Sadie, I'll be address oe single question...why do so many people who have no business raising kids, have kids..."

Picking overhanging fruit.

How very Hampstead!

"Yes, of course you can borrow Gerald's lawnmower, but only if you take him too."

"My doctor advised me to give up the drums....he lives in the flat below me."