Neighborhood Negotiator T-Shirts

"Look lady, I told you before; anything over one-hundred pounds you gotta take to the dump yourself."

Passive smoking...

"Ok for us to park here, mate? Got a few weeks' job next door."

Cat and Broom

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

"Now do you believe me that your snoring wakes up the whole neighborhood?"

"Pal, you're a guitar lesson flyer in a math tutor part of town."

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

'This is Ed down the street. Your dog is doing his business on my lawn again.'

It's great, but you never want to buy the best house in the neighborhood. For sale.

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

"We're looking for a traditional suburban neighborhood with all the urban amenities."

Town follows the snow plough.

'Keep yapping: The neighbour is red in the face and ready to explode...'

THE SMITHS/THE JOHNSONS

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Neighborhood hygiene

Snow Plowing

"Hey mister, your dogs have been chasing the neighborhood kids on bikes."

Blower wars.

Cycle Lane

Mountain Bike tracks.

"Between the price of a comic book and having to pay the bully down the street not to beat me up, my allowance is spent the same day I get it!"

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

'The houses aren't historic, but they are still fighting the Civil War.'

'My little boy made the sign!'

"Yes, of course you can borrow Gerald's lawnmower, but only if you take him too."

"Today on ask Sadie, I'll be address oe single question...why do so many people who have no business raising kids, have kids..."

Picking overhanging fruit.

'We bought thinking we'd enjoy being only a stone's throw from the playground.'