Settling Neighborhood Disputes Gifts

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

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Cat and Broom

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

One giant bark for dogkind.

Very sorry

'Her next door is LIVID - her husband's only got a septic big toe!'

'John... is that a collar?'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'This is Ed down the street. Your dog is doing his business on my lawn again.'

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

Interrupted Shower.

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

'Keep yapping: The neighbour is red in the face and ready to explode...'

'Miaow??'

The unmistakable face of a man who lives beneath a Tuba enthusiast.

Blower wars.

Snow Plowing

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

How does she get her grass so green?

'That's all I can say - I've already told you twice as much as I know!'

"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

"Look lady, I told you before; anything over one-hundred pounds you gotta take to the dump yourself."

Neighbourhood watch with mother

"Steve and Sue, clean up after your mutt or else!"

'I'm baking. Can I borrow 2 eggs... some bacon and a couple slices of bread?'

"Today on ask Sadie, I'll be address oe single question...why do so many people who have no business raising kids, have kids..."

"You know that summer's arrived when you can hear four different radio stations from your own lawn."