Neighborhood Barbecue Gifts

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

Ode to a Grill

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

Barbecue Fetch

"Shall I phone the fire brigade yet."

One giant bark for dogkind.

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

'I told you that chicken wasn't cooked!'

"...Bug bites, barbecue and lawn mower...and you?"

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

"The moment we met, I knew he was the man I'd settle for."

'John... is that a collar?'

'It was embarrassing. I always swore I'd die of her cooking.'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

This could be a whole new look for you, Harold!

"It's only the Ericksons, so why don't you just use the recalled hamburger meat."

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

Interrupted Shower.

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle George has gotten to"