Neighborhood Foodie Gifts

"I'm in the mood for some good Egyptian food, too. But who in the neighborhood would know of a good place to go?"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

Man on Stilts in a Market

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'Fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices, nuts, berries, roots, tubers, stems, leaves.'

'This should increase our business.'

'It's farm-to-table-to-farm dining.'

Interrupted Shower.

'What do you expect? It's not summer anymore.'

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

'Is it local?'

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Sketchy Neighborhood

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Supporting local farmers.

'As you can see, we take the concept of local food very seriously...'

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

'We bought thinking we'd enjoy being only a stone's throw from the playground.'