Neighborhood Foodie Pillows

"I'm in the mood for some good Egyptian food, too. But who in the neighborhood would know of a good place to go?"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

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"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

Man on Stilts in a Market

'Fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices, nuts, berries, roots, tubers, stems, leaves.'

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'This should increase our business.'

'It's farm-to-table-to-farm dining.'

Food Fight

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

Interrupted Shower.

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

'What do you expect? It's not summer anymore.'

'Is it local?'

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Sketchy Neighborhood

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

'As you can see, we take the concept of local food very seriously...'

Supporting local farmers.

'It's the fellow in 9B.'