Community Foodie Pillows

"Where do we put Desserts?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

Social distancing

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Love linked

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Church Basement Foodie

Noise Pollution

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

Things I love about Powell River...

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Tipping Pain Chart

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

A man and baby wearing bibs

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

'Do you want toast with that?'

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'