Community Foodie Pillows

"Where do we put Desserts?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

Social distancing

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Love linked

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Church Basement Foodie

Noise Pollution

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

Things I love about Powell River...

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Tipping Pain Chart

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

A man and baby wearing bibs

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

'Do you want toast with that?'

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'