Urban Foodie Pillows

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

Williamsburger

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"This is our soft opening."

Dog sells 'Hot Cats'.

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

'I would kill for a truffle.'

Executive Tacos

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

'I hear they're really good.'

"I brought my lunch."

Bagel Story

How was your hotdog?

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

'Sure hope this doesn't give me heartburn. . .'

Oysters in June - delicious!

Hot Dog £1.

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

Looks like another hostile takeover...

'Purpose of visit?'

'This should increase our business.'

"Quick! Toss me the stalest one you've got!"