Urban Foodie Gifts

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

Williamsburger

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"This is our soft opening."

Dog sells 'Hot Cats'.

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Executive Tacos

'I hear they're really good.'

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

"I brought my lunch."

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

Bagel Story

How was your hotdog?

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

'Sure hope this doesn't give me heartburn. . .'

Looks like another hostile takeover...

Oysters in June - delicious!

'Purpose of visit?'

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

Hot Dog £1.

'This should increase our business.'