Neighborhood Gourmand Pillows

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

The wonderful world of cheese.

Party Animals.

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Just one more choccy...

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

Dijon Vu

'John... is that a collar?'

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

Autumn Leaves

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

Capturing a Cook

Interrupted Shower.

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

Sketchy Neighborhood

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."