Gossip Gourmand Pillows

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

Party Animals.

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Beanirrito"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Cook in the cookery section.

Just one more choccy...

Bookworm group

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

"It's fondue night!"

'Just between you and me, Mrs Frobish, how'd you like the lowdown on what's really in knockwurst?'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

Dijon Vu

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

God Cooks Up Evolution

"Cemetery Pie"

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

Capturing a Cook

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

He didn't even remember signing up for the taste test.

"It's not just compared to the table, damn it. This is a small portion."

'I'm actually a soy milky way.'

'If you're in a hurry, why did you order the snails?'