Sociable Gourmand Pillows

Party Animals.

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Beanirrito"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

Just one more choccy...

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

Dijon Vu

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

Capturing a Cook

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept."

'A cenacle is no place to be zaftig.'

Fast Food

'Creme Vichyssoise?' 'I'll have a cheese roll.'

"It's not just compared to the table, damn it. This is a small portion."

Now at the Farmers' Market

'You will eat a fortune cookie very soon.'

'I want you to go vegetarian.'