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The wonderful world of cheese.

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Beanirrito"

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

Just one more choccy...

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

Dijon Vu

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

Capturing a Cook

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept."

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

'Creme Vichyssoise?' 'I'll have a cheese roll.'

Fast Food

'A cenacle is no place to be zaftig.'

"It's not just compared to the table, damn it. This is a small portion."

Now at the Farmers' Market

'You will eat a fortune cookie very soon.'

'I want you to go vegetarian.'

'Yes, I think God still would want you to say grace for asparagus and carrots.'