Neighborhood Gourmand T-Shirts

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

The wonderful world of cheese.

Party Animals.

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

Just one more choccy...

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

Dijon Vu

'John... is that a collar?'

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

Autumn Leaves

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

Interrupted Shower.

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

Capturing a Cook

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Sketchy Neighborhood

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."