Neighborhood Cookouts Gifts

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

One giant bark for dogkind.

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'John... is that a collar?'

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

Interrupted Shower.

'Marcie has her own way of cooking ribs low and slow--she takes them with her to the tanning salon.'

Robinia Floribunda

"Honey - get the smoke can. The guests are starting to swarm all over the bee hives again."

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

"Uh oh, is that a spit roaster the farmer is putting together?"

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

'My mom wants to know if she can borrow a cup of high-fructose corn syrup.'

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

'Fred, everybody is here!'

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Snow Plowing

How does she get her grass so green?

"Stupid thing won't light."

A man steals a steak with a fishing rod

"Yes, Frank's a slob, Mary...but I doubt that's why aliens haven't used your landing pad!"

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."