Needlework Punster Gifts

Doctors playing a friendly game of Darts with Syringes for Darts.

I quilt therefore I am

Arts and crafts

Dogs life

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

I love embroidery

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

octopus knitting a jumper...

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

"Hmmmm. I'll bluff. Then they'll counter-bluff, so if I counter-counter-bluff...password should do it."

"My eyes feel heavy. Does that mean I'm taking in too much eye candy?"

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

Optometrist practical jokes

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

'I think he'll be okay. He had a mild brush stroke.'

"How may I hurt you?"

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

"Nana" Technology

Bless this horse

Multitasking

Maid with her sewing basket

'I should warn you - all our 'non-loaded' funds are alcohol free.'

Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.

'Nice needlework, dear, but we don't need a bigger house.'

'I wish you wouldn't carry knives in your trousers - they make such holes in your pockets!'

"Darling - I can't seem to find the invisible menders..."