Needlework Punster Mugs

Doctors playing a friendly game of Darts with Syringes for Darts.

I quilt therefore I am

Arts and crafts

Dogs life

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

I love embroidery

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

octopus knitting a jumper...

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

"Hmmmm. I'll bluff. Then they'll counter-bluff, so if I counter-counter-bluff...password should do it."

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

Optometrist practical jokes

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

"My eyes feel heavy. Does that mean I'm taking in too much eye candy?"

'I think he'll be okay. He had a mild brush stroke.'

"How may I hurt you?"

'I should warn you - all our 'non-loaded' funds are alcohol free.'

Maid with her sewing basket

Multitasking

Bless this horse

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

'Nice needlework, dear, but we don't need a bigger house.'

I brought two #1 pencils.

'I wish you wouldn't carry knives in your trousers - they make such holes in your pockets!'

Man and woman knitting together.