Needle Neutral Gifts

Successful vaccination

Self help acupuncture

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Coronavirus world

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

Neutral Man.

Knitted Kitty.

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Acupuncture clinic

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'We dicovered that this cures hypochondria without administering it.'

"This year, no coal for the bad guys!"

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."

"The doctor will give you your shot. I'm just going to referee."

Must you always be so negative?

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"Numb yet?"

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupuncture needles should go?"

'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?'

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

"I've asked you repeatedly not to startle me when I'm working!"

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

Safety pin helping pins cross street safely.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"I can quit whenever I want to."

"Just one more..."

'You're just going to feel a little pinch, then a horrific burning pain, your eyes will roll back into your head, you will drool uncontrollably...'

Acupuncture darts.

'I blame the internet.'