Needle Nut Gifts

'Taking up knitting has been good therapy for you.'

A resume for tattoo artists.

Self help acupuncture

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

Coronavirus world

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

One way only.

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

Knitted Kitty.

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Colin didn't really need a pocket-calculator...he already knew how many pockets he had!

Acupuncture clinic

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Mozart eating noodles with chopsticks

"The doctor will give you your shot. I'm just going to referee."

"It's for weird minds - they're not wired like mine...oh! I'm a poet and didn't know it!"

'Sorry - those figures aren't part of the equation. They're my lottery numbers.'

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'

"Numb yet?"

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupuncture needles should go?"

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

Porcupine reading book on 'Needlepoint'

"One, one deduction! Two, two deductions! Three, three deductions! Four deductions ah ah ah!!!!!!"

'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?'