Noodle Nut Gifts

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Mozart eating noodles with chopsticks

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Counting ribs

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Botany Baby!

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Bubble gum leaves

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Italia tours

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"Spelt udon or no udon!"

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

Bees v Wasps

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

Entomology Reference

Watering the garden in the rain.

Frogs

I want to be a lawn!

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

Way too much anthropomorphising

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"