Noodle Nut T-Shirts

Mozart eating noodles with chopsticks

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Counting ribs

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Botany Baby!

Bubble gum leaves

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Italia tours

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"Spelt udon or no udon!"

Bees v Wasps

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

Entomology Reference

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Watering the garden in the rain.

Frogs

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

I want to be a lawn!

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Canada Goose

Way too much anthropomorphising

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

Vacant possession.