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'Taking up knitting has been good therapy for you.'

Self help acupuncture

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Coronavirus world

One way only.

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

Knitted Kitty.

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Acupuncture clinic

Colin didn't really need a pocket-calculator...he already knew how many pockets he had!

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

"It's for weird minds - they're not wired like mine...oh! I'm a poet and didn't know it!"

Mozart eating noodles with chopsticks

"The doctor will give you your shot. I'm just going to referee."

'Sorry - those figures aren't part of the equation. They're my lottery numbers.'

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupuncture needles should go?"

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

"One, one deduction! Two, two deductions! Three, three deductions! Four deductions ah ah ah!!!!!!"

Porcupine reading book on 'Needlepoint'

'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?'