Needle Nerves T-Shirts

Laying on a bed of needles.

Self help acupuncture

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

Coronavirus world

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

Knitted Kitty.

Successful vaccination

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Acupuncture clinic

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

Acupressure Gauge

"The doctor will give you your shot. I'm just going to referee."

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"Numb yet?"

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupuncture needles should go?"

"I've asked you repeatedly not to startle me when I'm working!"

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

Safety pin helping pins cross street safely.

'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?'

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

"I can quit whenever I want to."

"Just one more..."

Acupuncture darts.

Nurse sharpening a needle before an injection.

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'

Porcupine Acupuncture