Nano-nut Gifts

'Excuse me, where's the nanotechnology department?' - 'You just trod on it.'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'My feet are killing me.'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Like death by salad.'

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

How about going easy on the carbs

Advocado

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"Steamed vegetables."

"OK, ready to go again?"

Botany Baby!

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Bubble gum leaves

All Natural Nothing

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

At the market

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."