Noir Nut Gifts

Mystery of the Poets

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Bubble gum leaves

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Early Colour TV

Botany Baby!

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"Do you think the birds like me?"

You are what you eat!

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

Bees v Wasps

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

Entomology Reference

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

Watering the garden in the rain.

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

Frogs

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'