Nano Nerd Gifts

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Research Department/Nanotechnology Research.

Nanotech: The Home Game.

"Houston, we have a problem."

WiFi Signals

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

My other cello is a Stradivari

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Why giraffes hate winter

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."