Nano Nerd Gifts

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Research Department/Nanotechnology Research.

Nanotech: The Home Game.

"Houston, we have a problem."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

WiFi Signals

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

My other cello is a Stradivari

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Cliff Notes

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Why giraffes hate winter

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

Atomic Bear: Part 5

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."