Nano Science Nerd Gifts

Nano a nano

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Ascent of Machine.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Atomic Bear: Part 14

Vaccine

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Cliff Notes

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Why giraffes hate winter

Free Radicals.

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

"Nasty sunburn."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Charles Darwin

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

'DNA...nature's bar code.'