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Ascent of Machine.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Vaccine

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Charles Darwin

Free Radicals.

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"Nasty sunburn."

Why giraffes hate winter

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'