Nano Technology Nerds T-Shirts

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

"I need this! A laptop with a cup holder!"

'But, Mom -- you're always telling everyone to do the math.'

'If you increase the magnification another million times you can see the safety regulations.'

Confusion in A Jar.

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

Bot Art: After Judith Leyster

'Excuse me, where's the nanotechnology department?' - 'You just trod on it.'

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

'At the moment, it's only weakness is flypaper.' - (spyplane research dept.)

'Let's see, Schneebart — you'd better work on weak nuclear reactions.'

Frog Umbrella

Hydrogen nucleus seeks single portion for possible fusion. . . to share conversations on nanoparticle tracking.

"I wasn't very interested in numbers 'til I discovered you could make money out of them."

"Well I did consider a career as a 'nursie'...but then I opted for the more rewarding option of specialising in particle physics and nanotechnology."

Berlin, 1926, Hans Geiger, counting.

Breeder Reactor Lab: Gone Fission.

Crab reads 'The Little Book of Clams.'

David takes down Goliath using a nano-satellite.

'I think I'll go for a leek!'

'I'm the one who has to find them, so I embedded the locator chip in their wool!'