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"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

Atomic Bear: Part 5

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

Replacements for Extinct Animals

"I need this! A laptop with a cup holder!"

'But, Mom -- you're always telling everyone to do the math.'

'If you increase the magnification another million times you can see the safety regulations.'

Confusion in A Jar.

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

Mishap at a nano technology lab on bring-your-child-to-work day.

Bot Art: After Judith Leyster

'Excuse me, where's the nanotechnology department?' - 'You just trod on it.'

'At the moment, it's only weakness is flypaper.' - (spyplane research dept.)

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

Frog Umbrella

"I wasn't very interested in numbers 'til I discovered you could make money out of them."

'Let's see, Schneebart — you'd better work on weak nuclear reactions.'

Hydrogen nucleus seeks single portion for possible fusion. . . to share conversations on nanoparticle tracking.

"Well I did consider a career as a 'nursie'...but then I opted for the more rewarding option of specialising in particle physics and nanotechnology."

Breeder Reactor Lab: Gone Fission.

Absent Friends Reunited.

Crab reads 'The Little Book of Clams.'

Berlin, 1926, Hans Geiger, counting.

'I think I'll go for a leek!'

David takes down Goliath using a nano-satellite.