Nanotech Nerd Prints

'If you increase the magnification another million times you can see the safety regulations.'

Nanatech.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

WiFi Signals

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

Confusion in A Jar.

'I hear that earthlings have finished their space shuttle program. I hope they don't make it here. It would destroy proprty values.'

"I thought a wheel was a wheel."

'Excuse me, where's the nanotechnology department?' - 'You just trod on it.'

"You'll soon get the hang of the simple Linex 3968X with 4936.." Norman began to think he might be better suited to a career in double glazing."

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

The Evolution of the Hat

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

"Get names!"

'Let's see, Schneebart — you'd better work on weak nuclear reactions.'

Hydrogen nucleus seeks single portion for possible fusion. . . to share conversations on nanoparticle tracking.

"What I like about booze is that it's so low tech."

'....Why is it shaped like a bomb?!'

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"Well I did consider a career as a 'nursie'...but then I opted for the more rewarding option of specialising in particle physics and nanotechnology."

"Wouldn't it have been easier to just download them?"

David takes down Goliath using a nano-satellite.

"It goes on to say 'We use petroleum to light our laps, and to heat our food, but we can't seem to come up with an internal combustion engine'."

Breeder Reactor Lab: Gone Fission.

Berlin, 1926, Hans Geiger, counting.

Nuclear Confusion

At the Home for Old Atoms...

Nuclear plant selfies