Nanotech Nerd Prints

'If you increase the magnification another million times you can see the safety regulations.'

Nanatech.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

WiFi Signals

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

Atomic Bear: Part 5

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

Confusion in A Jar.

Great wheel. Lousy frisbee.

'I hear that earthlings have finished their space shuttle program. I hope they don't make it here. It would destroy proprty values.'

"I thought a wheel was a wheel."

Mishap at a nano technology lab on bring-your-child-to-work day.

'Excuse me, where's the nanotechnology department?' - 'You just trod on it.'

"You'll soon get the hang of the simple Linex 3968X with 4936.." Norman began to think he might be better suited to a career in double glazing."

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

Hydrogen nucleus seeks single portion for possible fusion. . . to share conversations on nanoparticle tracking.

"What I like about booze is that it's so low tech."

"Get names!"

'....Why is it shaped like a bomb?!'

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

The Evolution of the Hat

'Let's see, Schneebart — you'd better work on weak nuclear reactions.'

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"Well I did consider a career as a 'nursie'...but then I opted for the more rewarding option of specialising in particle physics and nanotechnology."

"It goes on to say 'We use petroleum to light our laps, and to heat our food, but we can't seem to come up with an internal combustion engine'."

"Wouldn't it have been easier to just download them?"

Breeder Reactor Lab: Gone Fission.

David takes down Goliath using a nano-satellite.

Berlin, 1926, Hans Geiger, counting.

Nuclear Confusion