Nanotechnology Researcher T-Shirts

'We now stock wine bottles created by nanotechnology that are only 9 atoms tall. Table 6 wants a glass of merlot; open 8 million bottles.'

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Nuclear Proliferation

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

The Ayatollah Bomb?

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

Facial Recognition

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"Gentlemen! Don't touch anything!"

Kim Jong-un

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

"We cloned DNA from Captain Cook's bookts, and grew the world's largest piece of tinea!"

'If you increase the magnification another million times you can see the safety regulations.'

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

Chernobyl Chow

Iranium

Nuclear lineup

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

Nukes in the yard.

"That's strange. It must have been slow."

"Some deterrent that was!"

'Excuse me, where's the nanotechnology department?' - 'You just trod on it.'

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

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