Nanotechnology Researcher Gifts

'We now stock wine bottles created by nanotechnology that are only 9 atoms tall. Table 6 wants a glass of merlot; open 8 million bottles.'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Nuclear Proliferation

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

The Ayatollah Bomb?

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Atomic Bear: Part 18

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

Facial Recognition

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"Gentlemen! Don't touch anything!"

Spying Smart TV

"We cloned DNA from Captain Cook's bookts, and grew the world's largest piece of tinea!"

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

Kim Jong-un

'If you increase the magnification another million times you can see the safety regulations.'

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Chernobyl Chow

Iranium

Nuclear lineup

Nukes in the yard.

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

"That's strange. It must have been slow."

"Some deterrent that was!"

Mishap at a nano technology lab on bring-your-child-to-work day.

'Excuse me, where's the nanotechnology department?' - 'You just trod on it.'

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."