Nanotechnologist Gifts

'If you increase the magnification another million times you can see the safety regulations.'

Research Department/Nanotechnology Research.

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

"Well I did consider a career as a 'nursie'...but then I opted for the more rewarding option of specialising in particle physics and nanotechnology."

Nano a nano

Mishap at a nano technology lab on bring-your-child-to-work day.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

Nuclear energy.

"The Help Desk guy says to try Ctrl-Alt-Delete....!"

'Excuse me, where's the nanotechnology department?' - 'You just trod on it.'

Hydrogen nucleus seeks single portion for possible fusion. . . to share conversations on nanoparticle tracking.

"What I like about booze is that it's so low tech."

'Let's see, Schneebart — you'd better work on weak nuclear reactions.'

Man on mobile phone has a bird sitting on the antenae.

Iran-UN.

"Lab-grown?"

"You need to update—you’re still using OS X Caterpillar."

Graduation day at drone school.

David takes down Goliath using a nano-satellite.

Nanatech.

Nuclear Processing Plant - Welcome to the workforce.

'We now stock wine bottles created by nanotechnology that are only 9 atoms tall. Table 6 wants a glass of merlot; open 8 million bottles.'

Cuba develops nasal vaccine against Covid

Birthday anticlimax.

"I spent my whole life on the Internet."

Tennis spider net.

'Okay, nanobots, our primary mission is to clean out this guy's arteries. But while we're here I can't see any harm in also building him a nice pair of man-breasts...'

Nano Tech Support

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of law, newspapers, periodicals, radio, television, all electronic media, and technologies yet to be invented."