Nano-tech Nerd Gifts

David takes down Goliath using a nano-satellite.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Computer Bore

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

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'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

'Do you know where your phone charger is? . . . I know where mine is.'

'If you increase the magnification another million times you can see the safety regulations.'

Cell Phone

Confusion in A Jar.

"They're very proud of me. I'm the first in the family to become a bimolecular pharmokinetic integrative-toxicological multiphoton-iagingphenotypic analyst."

"I thought a wheel was a wheel."

"How much storage does he bleedin' want?!"

'I hear that earthlings have finished their space shuttle program. I hope they don't make it here. It would destroy proprty values.'

'Excuse me, where's the nanotechnology department?' - 'You just trod on it.'

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'